Funniest Scary Notice on a Notice Board
who would want to work there????
Friday, 1 April 2011
*APRIL FOOLS*
April Fools' Day is celebrated all around the world on the April 1st every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools' Day, April 1 is unfortunately not a public holiday, even though widely recognized and celebrated as a day where many people play all kinds of practical jokes on others and display all works of foolishness, the day is marked by the commission of good humored or funny jokes, hoaxes hoaxes, and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, teachers, neighbors, work associates, etc.
The most hilarious thing happened in our offices today. Someone decided to switch the MD's phones lines with those of the receptionist. The man was going crazy receiving calls left right and center. Juice handed to the person responsible. that was worth a laugh or two.
Ideally the victim is the fool, and their vulnerability does not make things any better for them.
But is that the case really? is the victim the fool o really is the one who has the time to prunk the victim the fool.
*something to think about*
Tuesday, 29 March 2011
ZAMBIAN UN REP FOR PRESIDENT 2011
H.E. Lazarous Kapambwe, Permanent Representative of Zambia to the UN was elected on 18 January to serve as the next President of the UN Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC). Serving as the second Zambian to head this body after Mr. Paul John Firmino (1981)
“I represent the region that is lagging behind the most in terms of development in all socio-economic sectors and I pledge to do my best to ensure that Africa’s challenges as well as all other regions are tackled in the best way possible by the Council,” Mr. Kapambwe told ECOSOC.
During his career, Mr. Kapambwe represented Zambia in major multilateral and regional meetings of the United Nations, Organization of African Unity, African Union, Southern African Development Community (SADC), Common Market for Eastern and Southern Africa (COMESA), Great Lakes region and the Intergovernmental Authority for Development (IGAD).
Born on 31 December 1959, Mr. Kapambwe, obtained a bachelor’s degree in political economy from the University of Zambia, where he studied from 1977 to 1981. He has a post-graduate diploma in international relations from Nairobi University, Kenya, which he attended from 1985 to 1986, and received a certificate in contemporary American politics from New York University in May 1988.
He is just a man of great dreams, ready to play his part and develop not only Zambia but the entire Africa. when i grow up, i want to be just like him. For more information about this very abled man, please read his biography on the ECOSOC web page.
“I represent the region that is lagging behind the most in terms of development in all socio-economic sectors and I pledge to do my best to ensure that Africa’s challenges as well as all other regions are tackled in the best way possible by the Council,” Mr. Kapambwe told ECOSOC.
During his career, Mr. Kapambwe represented Zambia in major multilateral and regional meetings of the United Nations, Organization of African Unity, African Union, Southern African Development Community (SADC), Common Market for Eastern and Southern Africa (COMESA), Great Lakes region and the Intergovernmental Authority for Development (IGAD).
Born on 31 December 1959, Mr. Kapambwe, obtained a bachelor’s degree in political economy from the University of Zambia, where he studied from 1977 to 1981. He has a post-graduate diploma in international relations from Nairobi University, Kenya, which he attended from 1985 to 1986, and received a certificate in contemporary American politics from New York University in May 1988.
He is just a man of great dreams, ready to play his part and develop not only Zambia but the entire Africa. when i grow up, i want to be just like him. For more information about this very abled man, please read his biography on the ECOSOC web page.
Monday, 28 March 2011
Agricultural Tender 2011.
The ministry of Agriculture and Cooperatives today 28th March 2011 closed the tender on the supply of agricultural fertilizer for the 2011/2012 agricultural season after 2weeks of issue. In the past, the government has favored two private owned companies: Nyiombo and Omnia with the tenders. This year the private sector licked some insider information that Omnia had been part of a deal to fix prices for fertilizer in the country's industry hence allowing its product to form some sort of a monopoly in the market. With this knowledge in the minds of the decision makers, lets see who wins the bid. I will ensure you get the latest news of the results as soon as they are out.
Friday, 25 March 2011
THE ZAMBIA ONLINE
Zambia has gone online. That is a definite thing to peoples ears these days. everyone is online surfing through the pages each and everyday looking for pages that they will definately find.
I don't know if you know this but the country now has a web page "Zambia online" they give email addresses to everyone of course with the option of checking if the username is available. news on the hour, a chat room, pages for tourists and also govermnet pages are also available on the page. it is resourseful, simply put.
Go visit the page and get your own patriotic email address. mine is "chitundu@zambia.co.zm" get yours today
I don't know if you know this but the country now has a web page "Zambia online" they give email addresses to everyone of course with the option of checking if the username is available. news on the hour, a chat room, pages for tourists and also govermnet pages are also available on the page. it is resourseful, simply put.
Go visit the page and get your own patriotic email address. mine is "chitundu@zambia.co.zm" get yours today
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